The last time these guys knocked something out that quickly was when they attacked the buffet at the Bellagio. Sumo wrestling is a dangerous sport any way you want to look at it. First of all, clearly the morbidly obese fighters who hit each other with their massive man breasts every single day are doing themselves no favors in terms of long-term health. Then you have the waiters who risk losing a limb each time they bring these guys their meals. And finally, there are the referees who, well, check it out for yourselves.